Authors advice
No returns please.
The author sat at the tabledisplaying his books for sale,
When upstrode a disgrontled and unhappy male.
Who said "Some of your poems i dont like you see,
So I have come back for a refund of my money,
The author said"I cant do that but will advise you what to do,
If you know anyone you dislike or resent,
Pass your book on to them as a christmas present,
that will stop you having wasted your money."
The customer replied "WHAT A MARVELOUS IDEA, I WILL BUY ANOTHER THREE!"